Sunday, April 02, 2006

My Top 10 Favoritest Baaaad Girls

10. Britney Spears-Besides busting into the pop music world with the kiddie porn video "Hit Me Baby," the Princess of Pop and Bad Girl out of Louisiana continues her steady fall from relative grace with her mini-marriages and trashy, wannabe rapper boyfriend. After all that, I still luv her and she earned a spot on my top 10!

9. Madonna- What can you say about a woman named for one of the most revered women ever born who writhed around on stages wearing a white wedding dress, kissed a black Jesus and performed an ode to sadomasochism all in one decade?

8. Trina- She's the baddest b***h! Nuff said.

7. Zora Neale Hurston- A Harlem Renaissance Bad Girl and author of one of my all-time favorite novels, Their Eyes Were Watching God. She lived life on her own terms, refusing to be defined by her race, gender or Southern heritage. Gone Girl!

6. Kim Cattrall- Whether penning books like "Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm" or stripping down to her skivvies (or less) for the now defunct Sex & The City (RIP), Kim is the Bad Girl's Bad Girl and the hottest Canadian import since the lawn sprinkler.

5. Janet Jackson- Ms. Jackson if your nasty! How could anyone expect anything less than a sexually confused, notoriously reclusive, uber-talented singer from a girl who grew up watching Joe terrorize fellow crazy Michael? The only woman brave enough to flash a middle-aged breast in front of millions of viewers during the most wholesome performance of the year AND weird enough to date Jermaine Dupri. Guess she wasn’t playin when she talked about nasty boys....

4. Angelina Jolie- She drinks blood, french-kisses her brother, denounces her father, steals the sexiest man alive from America’s Sweetheart and adopts multicultural babies from war-torn countries. Need I say more?

3. Martha Stewart- Susie Homemaker turned hardened criminal? Not quite. But this domestic goddess did prove that she’s one bad chick when she was released from prison and seamlessly regained control of her multi-million dollar empire.

2. Marilyn Monroe- Who can forget that scene in The Seven Year Itch when she stands on a vent and remarks, "Oh, do you feel the breeze from the subway. Isn't it delicious?" while her dress flutters and creates one of the most famous images in pop culture. She made scandalous movies, became the mistress to heads of state and was the first person to ever pose for Playboy. Now that’s a bad chick.

1. Mary J. Blige- My favorite kind of bad girl-- one who turns good. Mary is a reformed Angry/Sad Black Woman, a singer who lit up the charts with heartbreak anthems that reflected the emotional turmoil, abusive relationships and drug abuse that sprinkled her past. Now she’s clean, happy and lovin’ life as a new wife and step-mother. Proof that even bad girls have happy endings :)


queen-to-be said...

lovin the blog! The bad girl in me is glad to fine a kindred spirit! But where's my girl beyonce in the list??? and you from texas. tsk, tsk, tsk (lol)

Whitney said...

Beyonce's not bad, she's good!! I thought about her, but I don't think she would appreciate me calling her a bad girl. I'll have to do a Top 10 Favoritest Good Girl post soon :)

Miss Yasmine said...

Loving the theme you got going on here Whit...I don't know about Britney Spears she on anyone's Top 10 List of anything besides Top 10 Celebs That Have Really Let GO...even gay white guys are like "eww Britney these days" and once you loose them, you have lost everything

Melissa said...

I LOVE Mary. She is def my #1 bad girl turned good. MJB, the best ever.