Sunday, December 10, 2006

Cleaning Out My Closet

I am all about improvement. Home improvement, academic improvement, self-improvement...especially self-improvement. Everyone should be constantly improving. We all know this, but most of us rarely do it. Especially me. But one thing that I am good at is cleaning. Don't ask my mama, because she'll tell you I don't clean worth a damn, but really, when it comes down to it I am very good at getting rid of the dirty stuff so that the good, clean stuff can shine through....I do this a lot in my personal life. I am very quick (too quick maybe?) to disregard someone as a potential friend/boyfriend/whatever because of flaws, both percieved and real. Sometimes I jump the gun, but for the most part I think that I am quicker than most to cut ties that have overstayed their welcome. And I'm not the only one. Celebs, political parties, and even our nation have done away with baggage lately.

Exhibit A:
Go Britney, Go Britney, It's your birthday!

She finally let that skeezer/free-loader Kevin go and she's releasing a new album! Say what you want, but Britney is as bad as they come and when she's around she shuts all those *good* girls down. I heart Brit!

Exhibit B:


Though I believe that both Republicans and Democrats are equal opportunity oppressors, I am still very thankful that there are people in power who are a tad (emphasis on tad) bit more sensitive to matters like the "war" in Iraq, skyrocketing college tuition, and fuel prices. Join me in singing, "And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know......."

Take a cue from me, Britney, and Congress and get rid of those things, people and habits that are doing you NO good. My vice? Dairy products. If you see me, ask me if I've consumed any. If I say yes, please slap me around a little, ok?



Anonymous said...

take a cue from Britney . . . so go around with no undies and have my cha cha plastered all over the net? i pass . . .:)

Melissa said...

That is so true! Cut 'em out girl.

P.S. Fan is so damn cool, I had to put on a jacket read her blog, LOL.